Who am I
Born 1975. Atheist. Married. Living in Ericeira, Portugal (here).
Contact via e-mail. Beware that this e-mail functions also as a non-automated and highly subjective spamtrap for several domains. But, silly me, if you're harvesting you're hardly reading this. Or via XMPP on jose.celestino@sapo.pt, same.
Work
UNIX Systems Administration and Development. Networking. Security.
Tools
Everyday using the great following tools:
Linux (2.6.18) Fedora Core 6. KDE 3.5. Mutt-ng. Opera. Konqueror. Konsole. Vim. OpenSSH. Amarok. Kopete. OpenOffice. Koffice. K3b. Strace. Gdb. Gcc.
Favorite Quotes
"As wolves among sheep we have wandered" - Quorthon (Bathory)
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard Feynman
"There is no harm in doubt and skepticism, for it is through these that new discoveries are made." - Richard Feynman
"When in doubt, use brute force" - Ken Thompson
"The Feynman Problem Solving Algorithm:
1} Write down the problem.
2} Think very hard.
3} Write down the solution." - Richard Feynman
"God is dead." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"There are no facts, only interpretations." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"No small art is it to sleep: it is necessary for that purpose to keep awake all day." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Disclaimer
The positions, strategies and opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of my employer (although most of this was made during working hours), not necessarily mine (though you may lease them by the hour), and probably not necessary. Having said that, they are logical, incisive, well-constructed, and irrefutable. The proof of this is left as an exercise to the reader. Failure to follow them will leave you traipsing down the path to idiocy, and are not to be pitied.
